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(616): View more from Michigan

His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"

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He did it well too

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car

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(916): View more from California

Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?

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(205): View more from Alabama

You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.

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