what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
