I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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