I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This is the high leading the old right now
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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