I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nicole vs. Life
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
