I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My vagina is very pro this idea
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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