I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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