Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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