batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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