yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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