id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we made out on top of his cat.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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