I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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