we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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