They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
