You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
