It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
