I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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