I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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