I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm sobbing to NWA
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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