Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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