He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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