oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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