I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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