So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
