But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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