I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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