Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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