omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
