So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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