can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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