That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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