I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
sex on a bike is impossible
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