the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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