Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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