Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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