He told me they were just razor bumps!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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