and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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