go do what you do best...puke behind churches
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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