how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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