NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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