Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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