chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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