her vagine was all disorganized.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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