I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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