do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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