Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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