The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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