Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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