Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
