some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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